MadameScar

Warning!  Mature Content! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! You opened up the door to your apartment, and almost immediately choked on the air.  The entire one bedroom apartment smelled like pinesol and windex.  You rushed into the kitchen to dump you bags ignoring the hunched over figure furiously cleaning the dishes.  Still wearing your heels you ran over to the windows and opened ever single one as wide as they would go.   Rolling your eyes at the bare chested cleaning fairy, you dashed into the bedroom and stripped out of your suit and dumped your heels in the closet.  You pulled on one of Levi’s old baggy t-s